The Land of Testemia

The Land of Testemia is a vast land situated on an unnamed planet. It is the fictional location that Project Eeveesauce (2019) and the entire Timeline is set in.

The land consists of many continents, including Jaard Island, Carptown, Junpopo Isle, and The Arctic Zone.

It is not to be confused with the Discord server of the same name.

History

Year 0

The British people of Greatest Britain discovered a planet was about to swoosh by them (at equivalent speed to driving past a person at 80kmph, but on a planetary scale), never to be seen again. British NASA decided to send colonists to the planet as it swooshed by, in hopes of further expanding The British Empire. These colonists included The Motherinator, Markiplier, and 3 other unnamed peeps.

Year 1

Upon arriving on the probably-not-inhabited planet, the colonists quickly built houses out of already existing houses that we-- Wait, those are LIVING HOUSES!

The talking house people watched in horror as their parents who were turned into houses, were being used as actual houses. Although they initially wanted to befriend the British colonists, they decided to rebel against them and wage a war.

The British colonists used their British magic and British kung-fu to commit genocide against the house people, and roughly 70% of all housepeople were murdered over the next 16 years. The British colonists then used their 14 nukes gained from killstreaks, and blew up the main land which created many mountains.

Year 17

The remaining housepeople surrendered and offered to help expand the British empire by becoming British. Of course, the British colonists agreed, and by the end of that decade, every houseperson was fluent in the English language and drinking tea.