The Land of Testemia

The Land of Testemia is a vast land situated on an unnamed planet. It is the fictional location that Project Eeveesauce (2019) and the entire Timeline is set in.

The land consists of many continents, including Jaard Island, Carptown, Junpopo Isle, and The Arctic Zone.

It is not to be confused with the Discord server of the same name.

History

The British people of Greatest Britain discovered a planet was about to swoosh by them, never to be seen again. British NASA decided to send colonists to the planet as it passed, in an attempt to further expand The British Empire. These colonists included The Motherinator, Markiplier, and many other unnamed people.

Upon arriving on the planet, the colonists decided to name the surround lands "Testemia", an anagram of "tea times", but they quickly discovered that they were not alone-- there were already a group of natives that had lived on the planet for centuries, the housepeople.

The housepeople watched the colonists build their own houses on the island and assumed they were shrines due to the resemblance to themselves. However, when the housepeople tried to approach the houses, they were shot on sight, thus beginning the war between the colonists and the housepeople.

The colonists used their magic and kung-fu to commit genocide against the house people, and roughly 70% of all housepeople were murdered over the next 16 years. The British colonists then used their 14 nukes gained from killstreaks, and blew up the housepeople's nests in the mountains, which created many more mountains.

The remaining housepeople surrendered and offered to help expand the British empire by becoming slaves. Of course, the colonists agreed, and they had an uneasy alliance for many years.

Eventually, through a long chain of events, the housepeople gained the same rights as the humans.