Laddy
Laddy (also known as "Blue Hat Guy" and "That stupid little house thing") is one of the most dangerous individuals known to exist. He cannot be hurt and never sleeps, meaning it is one of the inevitable beings. Despite being basically a god, it has formed a relationship with Tiny.
Laddy's Life Story
Blue Hat Guy was born on the 23rd of June, 2001. He lived in an unknown location for the first 3 months of his life, before moving to Carptown, Testemia after the September 11 attacks.
At age 4, he had already reinvented the wheel, literally. He then became the head of the wheels division at a very successful car manufacturer, LandMotors, where he worked for 6 years. After being nicknamed "Landy's Wheelmaker" and bullied one too many times on Twitter, he forkbombed the LandMotors' factory main computer and exploded the entire facility, killing 50 workers in total. This means that Laddy has two 25-killstreaks, and therefore 2 tactical nukes that he could drop at any time, making him one of the most dangerous individuals in Carptown history.
On January 1st 2013, Laddy registered for an account on 4chan. His life only went downhill from there, as he became a moderator and was forced to look at /b/ for 9 hours a day. Two years later in 2016, he was targetted in the Annual 4chan Roasticon by an anonymous user. The roast was so powerful and incredible, it sent him back in time until right before he signed up for 4chan in December 2012. This was the exact moment when Blue Hat Guy became Laddy. He then vowed to never visit the site ever again.
After the prophesied moon-crashing event in 2014, Laddy moved to the local bunker, where he lives to this day.
Fun Facts
- Laddy graduated from MIT with a PhD in theoretical physics. He is known to have caused some unforeseen consequences which led to his immortality.
- Laddy is not in danger, he is the danger. Someone knocks on the door and gets shot and you think that of him? No. He is the one who knocks.
- Laddy is not allowed to sneeze, doing so will cause everyone to have a bad day.
- Laddy witnessed 9/11 while walking back home from Burger King.
- Laddy has never actually been seen in person by any living person. Only in short, visibly dark videos, and a collection of profile pictures.